a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”
THERMOS
plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age
*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP
The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release these oils in the air and the smell of that oil is what we call smell of rain
What kind of logic is there behind someone being born gay or being born “in the wrong body” ? There is none. People find any excuse to make themselves feel validated, if you wanna go and be gay, then, by all means go ahead, but don’t make it seem like God put you on this earth as a man to be with another man and a woman to be with a woman, because, it doesn’t happen like that.
So how old were you when you chose to be straight?
How old was your mom ?
You want a back and forth argument, but it’s clear that you lack the intellect to enter into a debate with me, so what I will do is block you, and wish your confused self well.
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners
and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?
Unicorn 
Anonymous Where'd you come up with your url? 
